What is inspiration? Inspiration is what gets me out of bed each morning. Inspiration is the reason I am able to shave and function normally. When inspiration is gone, I will probably be dead.

Creativity? Creativity is a disease. It is a disease I cling to. When it is gone, I will probably be dead.

Why all this talk of death? Death is natural. It must happen. Everyone will die. You will die. I will die. Why don't you want me talking about it? Why are you calling me morbid? Why am I addressing you? You never mattered before. Perhaps this is merely contemplative. Another dialogue gone wrong between the voices in my head. I have magic powers. I got them from these beans I bought.